sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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