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(817): View more from Texas

Dude. Creed is coming in september.

(1-817): View more from Texas

We're no longer friends.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.

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(330): View more from Ohio

now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.

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(716): View more from New York

i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He's honking my boob in his sleep

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It's innocent and endearing in some way

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(813): View more from Florida

I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable

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