My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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