We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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