put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
