The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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