We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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