I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dignity is for republicans.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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