Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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