Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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