this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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