people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I have demons in me.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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