When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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