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(847): View more from Illinois

you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up

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(631): View more from New York

saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.

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(210): View more from Texas

I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.

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(503): View more from Oregon

no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".

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(623): View more from Arizona

There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.

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(407): View more from Florida

So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all

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