what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
nutella sex= disaster
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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