We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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