school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Randomize
