I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
