: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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