He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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