she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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