At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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