Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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