He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
