Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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