My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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