Don't you send me to vm
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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