Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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