your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
