we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
ok first of all what the fuck
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