between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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