It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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