Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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