Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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