I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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