Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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