Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
it's great music for shaving your balls
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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