I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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