were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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