No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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