Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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