I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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