Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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