honey bunches of taint.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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