Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
