my being single is dangerous.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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