That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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