He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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