just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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