Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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