We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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