So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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