Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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