I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Farmville is her only friend.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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