Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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