Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Do vagina's smell?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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