I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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